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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

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chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

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4gifs:

It was a trap. [video]



huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

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pleatedjeans:

I See What You Did There (18 Pics)



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wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS


IT’S A NIGHT FURY



fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast



pleatedjeans:

20 Things That Actually Exist



whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious







neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative


That’s my child right there.



pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)



entering-loser-ville:

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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