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fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute



and-then-sara:

farxsparkle:

im-still-unbroken:

mightyfinevalkorian:

The Best Cat GIF Post in the History of Cat GIFs (via buzzfeed)

WHAT ARE CATS

I CANT BREATHE TWO GROWN MEN IN SUITS RUN AWAY BECAUSE THAT  CAT IS LIKE POSSESSED OR SOMETHING IDK

cat wins

I love the second gif. He’s all “YOU DARE MOCK ME?!”

(via catfromwonder)


realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via jumpscare)



rockpapercynic:

Postcards from cities in A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones.

(via pleatedjeans)







tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT


cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

(via jumpscare)



angelsblade:

snazziest:

perfect now i dont have to worry about cumming on my keyboard

this is not the intended use sir







pleatedjeans:

This is What Happens When Smart Asses Respond to Written Notes (27 Pics)



happygate:

transgirltumbling:

Video Game Logic.  More at source.

These are great

(via jumpscare)







primetimeestate:


drugs:

black and white blog

Truer words.


thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

image

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(via jumpscare)



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