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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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rockpapercynic:

Postcards from cities in A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones.

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tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT


cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

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angelsblade:

snazziest:

perfect now i dont have to worry about cumming on my keyboard

this is not the intended use sir







pleatedjeans:

This is What Happens When Smart Asses Respond to Written Notes (27 Pics)



happygate:

transgirltumbling:

Video Game Logic.  More at source.

These are great

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primetimeestate:


drugs:

black and white blog

Truer words.


thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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helshades:

This is priceless and nerddom is universal.

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fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast







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