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animentalcosplayer:

OH MY GOD.

I AM DEAD

Daniel Radcliffe has become a way more interesting person than Harry Potter.

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

Funny camming moments gif montage? I’m cool wiff dis



theangelwithnoface:

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brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

Dude, that’s basic science.

what? someone please explain.

Toast lands butter side down, cats land feet first, so taping buttered toast onto a cat would (supposedly) cause a gravitational paradox, creating infinite energy, which the scientist uses to power the world.

THIS IS IT. THIS SI WHAT I WAS EXPLAINING TO MY FRIENDS YESTERDAY. MADDIE LOOK. THE TOAST CAT THEORY.



rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK


twentyonescreens:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

"what are you gonna do, kill me?"

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sniffling:


the only advice you’ll ever need


joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

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poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

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thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen


why big boobs suck

phoneticfrenetic:

castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 

STAIRS

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catsbeaversandducks:

Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!

Photos by ©izumiechan - Via BuzzFeed

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